Disclaimer Interrorem: Because of the thought police: In various locales where the events are told from, all were completely legal; & let it be known that to the best of our knowledge, all characters in these stories have had their names, ages & locations changed from those original jurisdictions for the sake of anonymity.  Their ages are at least slightly more that the ages of Joseph & Mary at the time of the conception of the Messiah's brother James; -- & perhaps as old, but not older than Methuselah (969 years).  Any details of any story which may not be lawful in a particular jurisdiction shall be read as amended to conform to such local laws without affecting any other details unless likewise adjustment is needed.  Any  coincidences of these characters to persons living, dead, undead, natural or artificial is merely coincidental.